they think their it

Bloody lorry drivers. First they hold up every road in the country with their stupid lorries then they have a fuel protest trying to get free petrol to make it even worse. Tony Brown should put them all on the dole, melt their lorrys down and give all the money to us decent working folk so we can buy free petrol.

so what happens tonight? I'm down the George with Ginger, Alby and the Bone and some of these buggers starts on us apparently they heard me describe them as fat dishevelled greasy lardarse stupid scumbags or something similar. I dont like strikers. they shouldnt be allowed. Obviously I agree with what they stand for. Poor old Ginger got a greenstick fracture but he managed to get one of there eyes out. Shoved it in a bag of pork scratchings!

Bloody commies I hate them.

coddling 'em

When I was a kid diabetics used to have to just watch as we ate our Milky Ways and Caramacs. They knew there place. Now look what the buggers get! No doubt its all free paid for by the hardworking taxpayer. Stop giving diabetics free chocolate and all them benefits and they could make petrol a penny a pint.

outrageous

Well i wont pay it - neither will most of my mates on facebook.

They should never have got rid of pounds shilings and groats - petrol was about 4/6d then.

aunty caitlin surprises us all!

This is Aunty Caitlin, Barely Functionings sister. Shes surprised us all by announcing to us that shes getting married on 21st June! A big Bowells wedding - brilliant! No-one knows who the 'lucky' fellow is, she aint telling. Shes 61 and never been married, though there was talk of a J I during the war. Shes always been more into horses and donkeys, and Casualty.


Were talking her into having Ronnie and Reggie as bridesmaids.


And Little Marsh as page boy, love him!

marshys week

I bought this for Little Marsh last week. Yeah, I know hes only 14 but his feet reach the pedals and itll only be round the estate and perhaps the odd trip to the seaside or Poundstretcher for his mum. I wouldn't want him riding a bike with all them pervs and philes around.


What pillows should be like. I bought a couple of these off the BNP website and they arrived yesterday. Imagine having a romp with the Queen Mum with these on the bed - I reckon the ol gal would do anything for a loyal subject when hes flying the flag as it were!


Caught this bleeding badger in my kitchen eating a fucking rat. probably got it from Desmond next door. The fucker then washed it down with a bottle of Cheryls favourite lambrusco ...


Ronnie and Reggie outside the new car holding that bloody guinea pig thing what tried to escape when Cheryl opened the door. If it aint careful itll be nailed to the wall or sellotaped to the ceiling. Bloody pets. But them girls love it.

Get Marshy!

Me and ken Livingstones tart, London. 2008.

Cheryls all lovey duvvy at the moment. She's left me downstairs with a 6 pack of Quaver's, a 24 of Stella and pick of the channels. I found Get Carter one of me favourite films. Michael Cane showing them northern fuckers what for.

I should have been a gangster I'm just like Caney. Demolition and scaffoldings allright but you dont get to kill many people or ride round in open topped sports cars pushing fuckers off multistories. Guns are brilliant, all them sparks and bangs. And its really cool. Al Capone and Robert de Nero, that couldve been me if Id kept away from the poles. Too straight and narrow me. Mind you I wouldnt want to be killed in the end like Caney, I suppose thats the downside.

And Ive got me kids.

driving me MAD!

What next? Our glorious Queen is visiting Turkey and what do the moslems do? Make her dress up in a kebab and make her wear a headscarf. Look at her face above. Shes not happy. She should march back home and order Tony brown to bomb everywhere west of Essex. Could you imagine what would happen if we made there bloody allahs dress up in dog collar and bishops hat every time they wanted to go in an ENGLISH church? Youd have jihads up and down the high street bombing fuckery out of everyone with white skin and a union jack vest on.

Its not on. This is ENGLAND.

stuff you tony brown

Well I aint paying it and Cheryls threatening to get the bike out of the back of the garage - for me to ride of course. Ive just bought a luvvly new 4x4 and what happens, this government decides to push tax up to breaking point. But were british and were not having it. Its half the price in America and there roads are twice as long - and they drive on the wrong side.

Look, were winning the war in Afghanystan and Iraq and theyve got loads of oil, they dont need it for there bloody donkeys so we should just bring it over here and give it to everybody for nothing. Whats the point of war if you can't share out the spoiils of it. You dont think Adolf would have invaded Poland and not nicked there oil would you? He'd have shown them what for, any arguments and they'd be thrown in one of those contemplation camps, thatd wipe the smile off there faces.

Were too bloody soft by half over here. This is great Britian not some third world dump. We used to run this world had colonys everywhere, even america was one once till we got rid of em, bloody yanks.

I,m not having it and neithers Cheryl. Were really cross this evening.

And as for this bloody credit card crunch thing, we got our bill yesterday and the fuckers reckon we owe them for that bloody kitchen. £18000! As if. Cheryl said it would be about 500 quid. I'll be phoning them in the morning mark my words.

not on

Ronnie came home late last night (Reggies still missing) and was showing everyone this huge tatoo shes had done on her bum - I darent even show whats on the other cheek its so foul. Its some sort of devil worship thing. Im taking her back down the shop tomorrow to have it off. Itll probably go septic and shes not eighteen until June. Then shell be frogmarched to church for a word with the vicar.

God bless us all

Beltane fires - I think not!


This is what these so-called 'fires' are used for.


Disgusting ...

I've been invited by someone called Robin Whitlock (Robin Warlock more like) to join a 'facebook' group.

Rather than joining this group I've actually reported it to the police.

Its called bring back the beltane fires.

This is a CHRISTAIN country. Jesus was born here and lived here for 37 years making miracles, gutting fish and spreading His word. He raised leopards from the dead and cured a cough. He walked through water and rarely got his gulliver wet. He died for us.

Pagans want us all to strip off and run through fires, 24 hours a day, 265 days a year.

Ask yourself - could you imagine Queen Victoria, Maggie Thatcher, Winnie Churchill and the good old queen mum stripping down to their pants and socks and leaping through a bonfire to 'celebrate' this evil creed?

Me neither.

What is this great country coming too?