Ronnie and Reggie went out this afternoon and haven't come back yet. Cheryl's worried, think they might be in a skip somewhere. That reminded her of the (original) kitchen and she gets livid with me, tips me fishie fingers in the bin and sends me out looking for them.
I made some posters with this picture from their 17th birthday saying underneath
LOST
TWO GIRLS (TWINS)
ANSWER TO THE NAME OF RONNIE AND REGGIE
CAREFUL THEY BITE
USUALLY WEAR MATCHING LEPPARDSKIN CATSUITS
REWARD FOR RETURN £100
I've put them up all over town on lampposts and in Morrisons
What with this and that new money I've had a bad day.
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