london tarn

Mickey the Martian, me and Barely Functioning stand in front of Buckingham Palace - God save her!


The London Wheel. Cheryl took the kids on it and they filled it to a depth of about two foot with vomit and sick.


Fucking spoilt diabetics. You can get anythink in London, even special chocolate for the fuckers.


I have a snack in a London caff - look at that bleeding ant on me shoulder, the size of a small child.

We went up to London last week to see Mickey the Martian and Barely Functioning - Dad and mum to you lot. Had a punnet of eels and chips up by the river and yelled abuse at that Ken Livingston bloke as he rode past on his bike. We caused havoc!