Cheryls been pissing me off something chronic. Shes been teasing me all day, reckoning shes got a dongle. I've been on the internet all night and read a whole dictionary but I can't find out what it is.
It's either a bit of a black man, something from Ann Summers, a horrible disease around the nethers or some sort of vile animal Ive narrowed it down to.
I hate not knowing stuff and she knows it.
Or it might be something to control those bloody girls with so it cant be all bad.
